Colinkai is a really cool guy, and where ever he goes the girls can't deny. His smexy, succulent, sculpted lips make all the girls want to drool, and his HUGE, hearty, Hairless DONG makes all the girls want to bong. He's good in bed based on every girls head, and his silver tongue is like egg fu yung. He's attractive and handsome due to his enormous mansome, and his smarts and style make him too much to handle. His friendliness and charms are too good to be true which is what boys and girls always pursue, and If you have him don't ever let go, or else you are going to be called a big fat hoe!
Timothy: Is that THE COLINKAI?!
Joshua: Yea I think that is the Colinkai.
A colinkohn is a person who is an asshole and has no real or actual purpose in life other than to think they’re the sh*t but in reality are extremely inferior to others.
They are dick-ridden by all their friends and are the ‘Alpha Daddy’ to their friend group of insecure, ego-complex boys and hideous pick me girls.
They get no attractive girls and usually go for manly looking women similar to their mom; usually a box-muncher with a masculine face and body.
They have an orange skintone like Donald Trump or an Oompaloompa. They talk crap and spread rumors about people he dislikes but it’s actually embarrassing for him and only him. They’re also a
super ugly guy with a mega douche personality. They hate american girls.
Hot girl: He must get tired from all his friends dick-riding him and constantly controlling their lives and what they do and who they can date or like.
Other hot girl: Yeah they do that cause they’re actually super into eachother.
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand