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1. A jock sniffing coworker who wins a GOAT helmet at a game he was invited to by a "friend" who happens to be the biggest GOAT fan of all time, who doesn't give him the helmet.

2. A jock sniffing coworker who receives a text from a confused young fantasy opponent telling him that a fantasy owner is not starting Patrick Mahomes, who then notifies said fantasy owner who then plays him and beats one of his "friends" thus knocking him out of the playoffs......
My co worker is a total comish.....
Comish by Hossenator December 3, 2018
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The Comish 

The owner of “The Comish” is @tweakseason on Tiktok and Instagram
“You aint get no promish from the comish”
The Comish by Manny.nyc May 4, 2022
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David Comish 

David Comish does not want tea.
to have an excessive and long rant when it comes to insulting, mocking, or gesturing a person's situation when they ask for there help or have an opinion no one asked for. comes from the character of Dr. Perry Cox from the show scrubs.
joe was being coxish when i asked him to help me with my toy airplane, he said "i rather fly to the airport,get on an actual airplane, jump out midflight, and enjoy the great taste of soil as i slam deep into the gravel than to help you with your own useless airplane"
Coxish by vicente carvajal April 12, 2008
Sense of anxiety over public places and gatherings.

Feeling symptomatic of virus related effects such as coughing, headache, etc...
This restaurant is crowded and covish.

My throat is scratchy! I am feeling covish.
covish by ElissaByouknow July 26, 2020

Four Fifths Commish 

What Derek Huff will charge as commission to sell a house of a friend because in his words, "that's what gets my dick hard"
Kush: Hey I need to sell my house robey
Robey: Well for you I will only charge four fifths commish because I am currently only at half mast
Four Fifths Commish by J Dog12 March 27, 2009
Short for "complicated" or "complex" shipping, used as label for those who have complicated feelings on the topic of shipcourse.
"Shipping discourse is getting out of hand at this point, people are fighting each other over minor things now."
"Oh, so you are comship."
Comship by Kurumi Nanase July 15, 2022
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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