Comish

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1. A jock sniffing coworker who wins a GOAT helmet at a game he was invited to by a "friend" who happens to be the biggest GOAT fan of all time, who doesn't give him the helmet.

2. A jock sniffing coworker who receives a text from a confused young fantasy opponent telling him that a fantasy owner is not starting Patrick Mahomes, who then notifies said fantasy owner who then plays him and beats one of his "friends" thus knocking him out of the playoffs......

My co worker is a total comish.....

Comish by Hossenator December 3, 2018

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The Comish

The owner of “The Comish” is @tweakseason on Tiktok and Instagram

“You aint get no promish from the comish”

The Comish by Manny.nyc May 4, 2022

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David Comish

David Comish does not want tea.

Me: The David Comish Commish

David Comish by benn lujdlhyfthbnow the real February 9, 2023

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Coxish

to have an excessive and long rant when it comes to insulting, mocking, or gesturing a person's situation when they ask for there help or have an opinion no one asked for. comes from the character of Dr. Perry Cox from the show scrubs.

joe was being coxish when i asked him to help me with my toy airplane, he said "i rather fly to the airport,get on an actual airplane, jump out midflight, and enjoy the great taste of soil as i slam deep into the gravel than to help you with your own useless airplane"

Coxish by vicente carvajal April 12, 2008

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covish

Sense of anxiety over public places and gatherings.

Feeling symptomatic of virus related effects such as coughing, headache, etc...

This restaurant is crowded and covish.

My throat is scratchy! I am feeling covish.

covish by ElissaByouknow July 26, 2020

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Four Fifths Commish

What Derek Huff will charge as commission to sell a house of a friend because in his words, "that's what gets my dick hard"

Kush: Hey I need to sell my house robey
Robey: Well for you I will only charge four fifths commish because I am currently only at half mast

Four Fifths Commish by J Dog12 March 27, 2009

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Comship

Short for "complicated" or "complex" shipping, used as label for those who have complicated feelings on the topic of shipcourse.

"Shipping discourse is getting out of hand at this point, people are fighting each other over minor things now."
"Oh, so you are comship."

Comship by Kurumi Nanase July 15, 2022

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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