Comish

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1. A jock sniffing coworker who wins a GOAT helmet at a game he was invited to by a "friend" who happens to be the biggest GOAT fan of all time, who doesn't give him the helmet.

2. A jock sniffing coworker who receives a text from a confused young fantasy opponent telling him that a fantasy owner is not starting Patrick Mahomes, who then notifies said fantasy owner who then plays him and beats one of his "friends" thus knocking him out of the playoffs......

My co worker is a total comish.....

Comish by Hossenator December 3, 2018

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The Comish

The owner of “The Comish” is @tweakseason on Tiktok and Instagram

“You aint get no promish from the comish”

The Comish by Manny.nyc May 4, 2022

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David Comish

David Comish does not want tea.

Me: The David Comish Commish

David Comish by benn lujdlhyfthbnow the real February 9, 2023

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Coxish

to have an excessive and long rant when it comes to insulting, mocking, or gesturing a person's situation when they ask for there help or have an opinion no one asked for. comes from the character of Dr. Perry Cox from the show scrubs.

joe was being coxish when i asked him to help me with my toy airplane, he said "i rather fly to the airport,get on an actual airplane, jump out midflight, and enjoy the great taste of soil as i slam deep into the gravel than to help you with your own useless airplane"

Coxish by vicente carvajal April 12, 2008

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covish

Sense of anxiety over public places and gatherings.

Feeling symptomatic of virus related effects such as coughing, headache, etc...

This restaurant is crowded and covish.

My throat is scratchy! I am feeling covish.

covish by ElissaByouknow July 26, 2020

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Four Fifths Commish

What Derek Huff will charge as commission to sell a house of a friend because in his words, "that's what gets my dick hard"

Kush: Hey I need to sell my house robey
Robey: Well for you I will only charge four fifths commish because I am currently only at half mast

Four Fifths Commish by J Dog12 March 27, 2009

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Comship

Short for "complicated" or "complex" shipping, used as label for those who have complicated feelings on the topic of shipcourse.

"Shipping discourse is getting out of hand at this point, people are fighting each other over minor things now."
"Oh, so you are comship."

Comship by Kurumi Nanase July 15, 2022

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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