combinatorics

A branch of mathematics that focuses mainly on counting outcomes and possibilities and shit

"Hey do you know the answer to this combinatorics problem?"
"Dunno man, maybe try researching about it on Math SE or smn idk"

combinatorics by ScreamerCreamer May 11, 2021

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combinatorialist

A math guy that can count hard things (maybe)

"So what do you specialize in"
"Combinatorialist"
"What?"

combinatorialist by Kingsmen number 2 April 22, 2019

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combinatorial geometry

Branch of Mathematics involving counting problems on points, lines and planes. Simple stuff really and not too many of them to keep it simple. Geometry for people that don't like Geometry.

The other day I was working on a Combinatorial Geometry problem
I rephrased it as a problem on Extremal Graph Theory and used Szemeredi's regularity Lemma. Gee I am such a good Geometer!

combinatorial geometry by daniel_chavez May 27, 2014

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COMBINATORIAL LEGALIZATION

Getting pushed pass the SHITLIST has caused this to be an incredible solution to age old problems.

Let the POLITICIANS AND BIBLICAL PEOPLE decide on this ELON WISHES for the future.

You and the other party cannot be present as the VERDICT IS THE LAST RESORT.

Listen if you are working for someone I can't pay you any money but since you have been pushed pass the SHIT LIST I will let you have 3 DICKS TO SUCK PER HOUR AND TWO FUCKS PER HOUR for your excellent MOPED WORK AS JOHN call this COMBINATORIAL LEGALIIZATION the only catch is you will be a SUBMISSIVE SEX SLAVE no matter what is we decide on the appropriate SEX ACTS you have to work for and SEX PARTNERS.

Manufacture all the batteries we need and we will take care of all the RESTITUTION ARRANGEMENTS as the COMBINATORIAL LEGALIZATION is the KOREAN NASA SCREW YOU PROGRAM with plenty of room in OUTER SPACE TENSOR GOOGLE STATISTICAL DENSITY PROGRAM.

SCARY to say the least as if you think you can change your situation as COMBINATORIAL LEGALIZATION is the precedent of the FUTURE as anymore acquiescent volunteers here.

COMBINATORIAL LEGALIZATION by .MANDATORY SHITEATER August 12, 2022

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

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