combinatorics

A branch of mathematics that focuses mainly on counting outcomes and possibilities and shit

"Hey do you know the answer to this combinatorics problem?"
"Dunno man, maybe try researching about it on Math SE or smn idk"

combinatorics by ScreamerCreamer May 11, 2021

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combinatorialist

A math guy that can count hard things (maybe)

"So what do you specialize in"
"Combinatorialist"
"What?"

combinatorialist by Kingsmen number 2 April 22, 2019

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combinatorial geometry

Branch of Mathematics involving counting problems on points, lines and planes. Simple stuff really and not too many of them to keep it simple. Geometry for people that don't like Geometry.

The other day I was working on a Combinatorial Geometry problem
I rephrased it as a problem on Extremal Graph Theory and used Szemeredi's regularity Lemma. Gee I am such a good Geometer!

combinatorial geometry by daniel_chavez May 27, 2014

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COMBINATORIAL LEGALIZATION

Getting pushed pass the SHITLIST has caused this to be an incredible solution to age old problems.

Let the POLITICIANS AND BIBLICAL PEOPLE decide on this ELON WISHES for the future.

You and the other party cannot be present as the VERDICT IS THE LAST RESORT.

Listen if you are working for someone I can't pay you any money but since you have been pushed pass the SHIT LIST I will let you have 3 DICKS TO SUCK PER HOUR AND TWO FUCKS PER HOUR for your excellent MOPED WORK AS JOHN call this COMBINATORIAL LEGALIIZATION the only catch is you will be a SUBMISSIVE SEX SLAVE no matter what is we decide on the appropriate SEX ACTS you have to work for and SEX PARTNERS.

Manufacture all the batteries we need and we will take care of all the RESTITUTION ARRANGEMENTS as the COMBINATORIAL LEGALIZATION is the KOREAN NASA SCREW YOU PROGRAM with plenty of room in OUTER SPACE TENSOR GOOGLE STATISTICAL DENSITY PROGRAM.

SCARY to say the least as if you think you can change your situation as COMBINATORIAL LEGALIZATION is the precedent of the FUTURE as anymore acquiescent volunteers here.

COMBINATORIAL LEGALIZATION by .MANDATORY SHITEATER August 12, 2022

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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