coltitis
coltitis by Daryl B Payne February 24, 2021
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Ulcerative Colitis
A bloody shit disease....quite literally. People who suffer from this non-infectious disease usually end up spending lots of time wrapped around the loo with bloody diarrhoea during flare ups. Caused by person's immune system attacking large intestines lining causing inflammation and ulcers, loss of appetite and generally feeling like utter crap. Medication can usually help to control it though some have awful side effects such as moon face
Stuart: "hey why did that hot chick run off to the loo so quickly?"
Bob: "Ahhh she's got the ulcerative colitis shits, she's going to be a while..."
Bob: "Ahhh she's got the ulcerative colitis shits, she's going to be a while..."
Ulcerative Colitis by whatsername1990 July 17, 2011
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colitissed
verb.
-- research term for the process of intra-rectally injecting an agent (eg. oxazalone) that causes subsequent colitis and bloody diarrhea
-- research term for the process of intra-rectally injecting an agent (eg. oxazalone) that causes subsequent colitis and bloody diarrhea
colitissed by oxcol September 8, 2010
colitis touch
colitis touch by Dr.Jeffery June 17, 2014
colitis
An inflammatory disease of the colon. Symptoms are usually painful and involve swelling of the colon and rectal bleeding.
Also is a word that is often mistakenly heard in a line from The Beatles' classic hit "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds."
Also is a word that is often mistakenly heard in a line from The Beatles' classic hit "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds."
Ulcerative Colitis
An inflammatory bowel disease where ulcers form in your colon, causing bleeding, spasms, pain and misery. A bad flare-up with ulcerative colitis can reach about an 8/10 on the painfulness scale. This is a chronic lifelong condition, usually hereditary, with no known cure. Thankfully it is relatively manageable.
The only good thing about having ulcerative colitis is the potential spiritual reward we will maybe receive for contributing lots of hemoglobin to the population of the oceans and seas.
Ulcerative Colitis by mistahroga November 3, 2018
chronic colitis
chronic colitis by theresa August 16, 2004
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