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A small shitty town full of trailer trash and pot heads. Known to the younger crowd as "C-Town" You're next door neighbor is most likely a child predator and you probably spend most weekends getting drunk or high in your friends basement. There is absolutley nothing in this shithole of a town! If you currently live here. Leave.. Now!
Fuck Colona. There's nothing to do here!
Colona by T SMALLS March 7, 2009
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L+C is a cute couple that started in 2018 and they have now been the couple of the century. Some people may even call them “End Game”.
Colona is a power couple
Colona by khrisse January 6, 2021

Chiara Colona

Chiara colona is the best assistant and employee at the Coca Cola headquarters.

She excels at finding solutions for every problem the company could have.

Furthermore she works really well with the ceo of Coca Cola at competing against the mighty Pepsi.
CEO: We have a big problem

Employees: ask Chiara Colona she will have the solution

gabe's colona

a really gay kid that has no friends. everyone hates him except for like one girl and maybe some gay kids.
Gabe is gay.
He has no friends.
Gabe's Colona? More like Gabe's Colon.
gabe's colona by Pat flann June 20, 2006

mr colona 

mr colona by DaddyO’Five November 2, 2018

shy colon 

Similar to the shy bladder, this is the inability to defecate while other people are nearby.
I sat on the toilet in the bathroom stall at work for an unproductive hour not because I was constipated, but because I have a shy colon and other people kept coming in.
shy colon by Bogrimm May 5, 2018

Penal Colony Down Under 

A country that is also known as Australia to many which was once a penal colony of the British but until today still act like a penal colony as the majority of people there are either convicts or racists.

Penal Colony Down Under should be the new name to refer to this country until they are ready to get their shit together to show kindness to people of different beliefs, races and skin colour.
1. The covid-19 has brought the worst behavior of the people in the Penal Colony Down Under. Asian looking people are targeted for hate crime on a daily basis.

2. The terrorist who murdered everyone in the mosque in Christchurch is from the Penal Colony Down Under. Many people have refused to name him, such should also be applied to his country that now has become the centre of racism in the world.