Usually caused by a sudden shock or surprise!
Similar to a "coronary" except you shit yourself.

Some physical preconditions usually are present...
You ate a big meal earlier,

You are drinking or stoned and a little sleepy
You are not expecting a surprise.

Ex:

Bob: Jesus, I just heard Steve had a colonary last night!
Dave : Yeah, but he is now resting comfortably and receiving visitors...

Colonary by C U Next Tuesday in Hell! January 4, 2020

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coronary trombosis

An illness that afflicts the brass section.

A horn player never last long, once coronary trombosis sets in.

coronary trombosis by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ß€₡ʞ August 15, 2009

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coronarycopia

A large amount of fattening food.

Al had his two favourite food groups, greasy and salty, arranged together. A veritable coronarycopia.

coronarycopia by marsneedstowels July 28, 2009

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coronary neutral

Like carbon neutral, but used when referring to the health value of a meal.

"I had a coronary neutral lunch today. I couldn't resist the pig fat basted steak with triple cheese on the menu, so I offset it with an extra bowl of salad."

coronary neutral by Licka January 10, 2008

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massive coronary

(MASS-iv KORE-o-nair-ee) noun. A Jewish heart attack

Rose: Oy Gevalt! Sylvia, have you heard the news?
Sylvia: Nu?
Rose: Eugene had a massive coronary today.
Sylvia: Thank G-d it wasn't a goyish heart attack.

massive coronary by Nedd Ludd July 20, 2008

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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