colon-cocked 

stabbed in the starfish by a big hairy penis.

Eminem 'gasms when he gets colon-cocked.

colon-cocked by yellowboy July 27, 2005

Colon Cocked

Getting "Cold Cocked" in the brown-eye, or sucker-punched in the chocolate starfish.

I had just got murder-mooked in Call of Duty when Bobby stepped in front of me. While unsuspecting and distracted, I colon cocked him.

Colon Cocked by DutchScum May 28, 2010