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shy colon 

Similar to the shy bladder, this is the inability to defecate while other people are nearby.
I sat on the toilet in the bathroom stall at work for an unproductive hour not because I was constipated, but because I have a shy colon and other people kept coming in.
shy colon by Bogrimm May 5, 2018

collin brientnall 

the only reason i have tiktok.

anti max dressler.

somehow always has the perfect sound for all of his videos.
Max Dressler: "Someone control him."

Collin Brientnall: *exposes max*

erick brian colon 

a cuban talented boy that fight for his dreams and is excellent good looking. Warning: you will fall in love with those pacific ocean eyes.
Erick brian colon oo he is soo hot and talented.

Bartolo Colon

The living reincarnation of Harambe. Also known as Big Sexy, this majestic beast pitches for the Mets. He has gained a considerable amount of weight because nothing on Earth can challenge his superhuman strength.
Me: Man, I wish I was Bartolo Colon.
Friend: Who doesn't?
Bartolo Colon by Frisk This October 3, 2016

Collin Hegarty

A big nonce who created the stupid maths homework website, HegartyMaths. What a hypocrite for using his own last name in his website name. He is the reason many kids get what is called the Hegarty Depression. He is the satan of many kids lives. He is also known as Mr Hegarty.
I got the Hegarty Depression because of Collin Hegarty and his stupid maths website
Collin Hegarty by Shanielle September 4, 2019

semi colon tattoo 

The tattoo of a ' ; ' represents that the person has come close to ending their life. The semi colon is used in grammar when the sentence is continued rather then ending with a full stop.
"why did you get a semi colon tattoo that's so basic"
"maybe one day you'll understand why"
semi colon tattoo by chaz :l July 11, 2021