collinsed

To be decisively proved wrong after making an unsupported statement, or to be owned in a more general sense.

Similar to owned and sonned.

"Yeah, she tried to argue with the professor, but he's an expert and she got straight collinsed."

Person 1: Ahh, I'm not worried, you can't hit the last cup
Person 2 (after hitting the last cup): Collinsed!

by prince reader May 25, 2009

Collinsed

To get extremely intoxicated. A sloppy drunk.

Kim got Collinsed last night. She pissed in a crowded parking lot and threw up in the car.

by Bday27 July 19, 2013

Collinsed

To repeatedly injure yourself in stupid scenarios, often causing humility and disdain. Most prevelant in Irish regions but can be experienced in other geographical regions.

Did you hear about Greg? He Collinsed himself again with a radiator. Last week he Collinsed himself while running with scissors in the hall.

by Flyasophical April 3, 2009

Floyd Collinsed

Floyd Collins has to be one of the most fucked up events between world war 1 and world war 2. 1925. Floyd was a Kentucky Caver who got trapped in a cave and died over 2 weeks later. His death was a national phenomenon, i suggest you look up the full story, its pretty fucked in the head.

In This case, to be Floyd Collinsed, it means to get yourself, or part of yourself stuck in one area. If you get stuck somewhere that you end up Dying or having to amputate an arm or some shit, you got Literally Floyd Collinsed

Guy 1: Dude were the fuck have you been.

Guy 2: Sorry man, I got my dick Floyd Collinsed in my girls ass.

by 1962 October 24, 2018

Susan Collins

A cocktail that has been spiked or drugged for the specific purpose of unconsensual sex.

Someone gave the jungle juice the old Susan Collins. I'd steer clear unless you want to join the Upstairs Revolving Door Club.

by RogerBauman October 5, 2018

Jack Collins

jack collins is typically referred to as being a ladies man and wants to dog the boys every weekend
thinks he knows all when he doesnt, commonly has a girlfriend for less than a month and very jealous

"Hey Jack collins, wanna hang out?"

"nah i cant im busy"
"oh wow dog the boys why dont ya"

by michael forwick September 22, 2019

Misha Collins

An actor. Plays Castiel on Supernatural. Is known for having eye!sex with co-star Jensen Ackles, who is equally as delicious as Misha. Is also taking over the world with his Minions. Other names are: Tzar, My Liege, Commandant, Swami, Enlightened One, The Oppressor, The Great Confuser, Babysitter, and The Sex.

Minion #1: We must take out the opponents for Misha Collins!
Minion #2: The Sex FTW!!!!!

by hellobeautifulxx August 4, 2009