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The almighty religion derived from the god “Cole”
Did you hear about the new religion coleism? Cole the god is the greatest.
coleism by coleism diciple October 12, 2022

Cole-ism 

Deriving from a horney little boy named Cole. Any common acts that are twisted to mean something sexual, such as sitting on a lap would be a "cole-ism" if it were to mean more than just sitting down, or if you were to give a hug that is more squeezing and feeling than a normal hug would be a "cole-ism"
*a hot girl looking around to sit somewhere*
Boy: "Here, you can sit in my lap." (what he's really thinking... you can sit in my lap because you're really f*ing hot and i'll get a boner if you sit on me. PLEASE sit on my lap!)
Cole-ism by cat November 7, 2004
An epiphany, achieved solely through the insufflation/injection/absorption through any route of cocaine hydrochloride/any form of it, which is so potent it almost silences all other pre-existing prepositions in one's brain.
A: Everything flows, nothing stays the same. You can't step in the same river twice.
B: That is a cokeism, my friend. True. I know nothing else.
Cokeism by epedigree November 21, 2014
Gay in spanish is Maricon. Maricon. If you talk to a group of gay people, people would say: Coneism-coneism is alive and well.

If you are bar hoping and you suspect it's a gay bar-you would say: Coneism is involved there.
Coneism by King Dillage October 2, 2010

coleiscool

My best freind cole and he is really cool so cole is cool joshua williams
Yea my best freind cole is so cool coleiscool
coleiscool by coles best freind December 16, 2022

coleisim 

Unlike colloquialisms, a coleisim are words or phrases that are typically used within the law enforcement community. They are not words or phrases used in typically ordinary or familiar conversations amongst the general public. A coleisim is best suited to informal conversations.
"If this is your first jury trial, you better head to the stores unit for your issued powdered wig. Oh man that's a coleisim if I ever heard one"!

"Officer, get over Fleet and ask them to put the winter air in your scout car tires. Hey....I wasn't born yesterday, if I had a dime for every coleisim I'd have enough money for an endless supply of plastic coffee"!
coleisim by CozzyCozzy January 4, 2018
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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