Deriving from a horney little boy named Cole. Any common acts that are twisted to mean something sexual, such as sitting on a lap would be a "cole-ism" if it were to mean more than just sitting down, or if you were to give a hug that is more squeezing and feeling than a normal hug would be a "cole-ism"
*a hot girl looking around to sit somewhere*
Boy: "Here, you can sit in my lap." (what he's really thinking... you can sit in my lap because you're really f*ing hot and i'll get a boner if you sit on me. PLEASE sit on my lap!)
An epiphany, achieved solely through the insufflation/injection/absorption through any route of cocaine hydrochloride/any form of it, which is so potent it almost silences all other pre-existing prepositions in one's brain.
A: Everything flows, nothing stays the same. You can't step in the same rivertwice.
B: That is a cokeism, my friend. True. I know nothing else.
Unlike colloquialisms, a coleisim are words or phrases that are typically used within the law enforcement community. They are not words or phrases used in typically ordinary or familiar conversations amongst the general public. A coleisim is best suited to informal conversations.
"If this is your first jury trial, you better head to the stores unit for your issued powdered wig. Oh man that's a coleisim if I ever heard one"!
"Officer, get over Fleet and ask them to put the winter air in your scout car tires. Hey....I wasn't born yesterday, if I had a dime for every coleisim I'd have enough money for an endless supply of plastic coffee"!
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.