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A state of being that typically occurs immediately after waking up. One who experiences a colaric mood usually is very grumpy, irritable, cranky, grouchy, ill tempered, crabby, sulky, whiny, and very very testy. Expect this person to both physically and verbally attack anyone or anything that is on their warpath. A mega-colaric person displays these emotions all the time, not just when waking up.
Hey, settle down, stop being such a colaric!
Colaric by Hammer November 9, 2006
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A female who is dreadful in bed. A colaric should just become a lesbian, as she adds no value to the heterosexual community. As this type of person has no desirable physical or emotional characteristics to another functional human being, one wonders why this person still is living. 90% of males who do hook up with a colaric either commit suicide or turn gay because she is so repulsive.
A colaric is so bad in bed she couldn't even get a himmel off.
colaric by Dan February 29, 2004
One who is very strong, friendly, good head on their shoulders, very trusting. A person with this name will thrive in any situation, but they do not like being the center of attention. Giving, loving, and cares about everyone else before themselves. Creative. Will stand up for themselves and do what is right for everyone.
Clarice is such a good worker!
Clarice by 21nativeAngels March 14, 2013

Hello Clarice 

A creepy way to introduce yourself to a person, conversation or social circle. It's a reference to the 1991 film "Silence of the Lambs"

Not to mention, an awesome way to pick up chicks :)
You (doing your best Hannibal Lector): "Hello Clarice"
Everybody else: "Right..." *awkwardly walks away*
Hello Clarice by Ike Jones December 11, 2007
A beautiful girl who everybody loves and she has an amazing personality. She loves to party, get a little alcohol in this girl and she will run WILD.
Damn, Clarice is a good time!
Clarice by comeatmebro677 October 8, 2011
The Magestic creature ((a mix of a clarinetist and a Unicorn))
Look at those claricorns cheering on the football players at the game!
claricorn by TheFlyingCow November 28, 2013
A young girl that has similar looks to a Harry Potter character. All the boys like her, secretly. They are mostly overwhelmed by her hilarious personality. She is destined for fame. Clarices tend to be very nice and love to talk. They are fun people to be around but often get confused with Emma Watson.
Hey let's go see the new Harry Potter movie Clarice is in it.
Clarice by knowit7373 December 14, 2013
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