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coke-dick 

When a guy does coke (also happens with ectasy and when drunk sometimes) and he can't get hard. If he does manage to get hard, it will take him a long time to cum.
Try as she might, the slutty sorority girl couldn't get her date hard because he had coke-dick.
coke-dick by Jackme September 20, 2005

coke dick 

not being able to get one's dick up despite serious efforts and a more more
than willing mind.
Fuck............she was all over me and i was lovin' it but i had coke-dick. Jesus, Why does this always happen to me?
coke dick by Godless A.F. September 28, 2003

Coke Dick 

After snorting entirely to much cocaine causing one's cock to become completely useless.
"To much blow and the cock won't grow"
Jake Clitties from an episode of Californication during the shooting of "Vaginatown" gets Coke Dick after snorting some coke before a scene
Coke Dick by infamous joker May 7, 2009

Coke Dick 

Coke dick is where a man due taking large amounts of cocaine, can therefore not get an erection.
Girl: "You wanna fuck?"

Guy: "I can't, I've got coke dick"
Coke Dick by big gay larry July 28, 2018

coke dick 

losing circulation in your penis, causing it to shrival or become small, also not allowing an erection to fully occur due to lack of blood.
I snorted so much coke that I had coke-dick.
coke dick by stephan December 4, 2004

coke dick 

a raging boner that is not able to achieve a "happy ending" due to excessive use of nose candy.
Damn, I can't squirt my load. I've got coke dick, sniff, sniff!
coke dick by Barry Hell January 20, 2003
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026

Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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