2 definitions by infamous joker

After snorting entirely to much cocaine causing one's cock to become completely useless.
"To much blow and the cock won't grow"
Jake Clitties from an episode of Californication during the shooting of "Vaginatown" gets Coke Dick after snorting some coke before a scene
by infamous joker May 8, 2009
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Dropping everything, canceling all appointments, taking a sick or personal day just to watch the Inauguration of President Obama.
1. Guy 1: Hey man, lets hit up the strip club.
Guy 2: Naw fuck that, I didn't skip work to go there, it's Obama Day bitch!

2. Doctor on phone: Mrs. Smith, you missed your chemo treatment
Mrs. Smith: I know, but it's OBAMA DAY bitch!
by infamous joker January 20, 2009
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