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coke poke 

When you give a woman cocaine for sex. Or simply have sex while using cocaine.
Im gona stop by the meth clinic and see if there's any sluts looking for a coke poke.

I coke poked Liz last night, bitch is a ho!
coke poke by cappdoodledoo May 23, 2011
Words you can keep
Coke poke (noun, slang) — A stubborn, chemically-enhanced erection that overstays its welcome due to cocaine-induced difficulty reaching orgasm.
“She knew it was going to be a long night when he muttered, ‘Uh oh… I think I’ve got the coke poke.’”

“Three hours, two playlists, and an alarming amount of confidence later, Jake realized he was suffering from a serious case of coke poke.”
coke poke by FlakeScholar June 14, 2026

Coke and Poke 

The act of doing some cocaine and then having some crazy sex afterwards.
"I think I'm gonna invite that stoner girl Becca over this weekend"
"Yeah man! You should do a Coke and Poke. "
Coke and Poke by Nerdgasm August 18, 2016

pinch poke you owe me a coke

Saying something the exact same time someone else says it.
Me and friend talking and at the same time we say we are hungry. Pinch Poke you owe me a coke
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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