Consplained

When someone explains or find the truth of an unexplainable theory.

Man 1: The moon landing was fake because how could they get cameras in space.
Man 2: Wow! He just consplained that!

Consplained by Real_Barack_Obama November 23, 2018

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Consplaining

Consplaining (Con SPLAn ing) -Adjective

When someone with similar or less knowledge and qualifications on a topic tries to explain something YOU know more or just as much about. All without being asked too or while repeating something you've already said ,sometimes using more complicated terminology to seem superior in a group of others.

|Example 1|Gina: Martha was consplaining to the new hire how to use Microsoft excel...
Sam: But she doesn't even know how to use it??!!

|Example 2| Lee: I was talking to this girl I met about jojos bizarre adventure when this dude came up and started consplaining to her about Diamond is Unbreakable. She embraced the hell out of him when she started asking about speed wagon and he had no idea what she was talking about.

Consplaining by Cookiio September 2, 2019

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constrained

A term meaning "we are completely out of stuff" that some people just don't grasp.

We are constrained on laptops, so stop asking, biotch!

constrained by Bama-in-CA October 10, 2005

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Constrained

Esp when I was younger than 10, my penis and bum was seriously limited outside of my dark blue brief undies and even seriously limited to pee outside my dark blue brief undies.

Esp when I was younger than 10, my dark blue brief undies constrained my penis and bum from showing, and from peeing naked.

Constrained by Turo Fernandez September 26, 2018