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A mohawk that you did yourself during the Coronavirus lock-down of 2020.

It's not well done and you wouldn't normally have a mohawk but FUCK IT - You lost your job and you can't do a fade well anyway!
I'm seeing Matt's cohawk, in that zoom meeting yesterday, as a metaphor for this whole ordeal tbh. Like, we're getting Madmax lite.

Dawn's cohawk really makes me think she's loving this whole thing deep down. She's a doomsday prepper btw. She's probably upset the virus isn't a real zombie apocalypse.
Cohawk by CWaggs April 28, 2020
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combination of combover and mohawk. Cohawk.
Omg David is in denial, he's balding he just just accept it.

Yeah but at least he's rocking a cool cohawk.
cohawk by Caped baldy April 9, 2017
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