cohagen

A person who believes Arnie is a bad influence on humanity.

a suggestive word which is relevant when someone wears a chain mail vest and believes themselves to be invulnerable. Also appropriate when rendered incapacitated by a steam pipe through the chest.

cohagen by Blax May 2, 2005

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Charles Cohagen

A big ass white dude with perfect hair.....He uses a cattle prod to tap the snatch.....He's one of the dudes you see in a chick flick that everyone hates....He's "that guy"....

Karissa: Hey why haven't we been talking?

Charles Cohagen: Why do you keep bothering me you slor?

Karissa: Wow really Charles?

Charles Cohagen: Your snatch REEKS

Charles Cohagen by C'mon Brogod October 15, 2014

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Cohaagen

A word that describes general negativity or displeasure. Made famous by the Arnold Schwarzenegger movie Total Recall, in which the main enemy was Vilos Cohaagen. Used to lightly express one's dislike. Flexible usage.

This movie sucks. Pure Cohaagen.

That Thanksgiving turkey was rotten! It was a meal fit for Cohaagen.

Man, everything was going fine in this relationship until she got all Cohaagen over it.

Cohaagen by Dr_Faulk November 28, 2005

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Cohaagen

When you take a surgical tube, wrap it around your neck to cut off the air until your eyes bug out, then jerk off to completion.

GHAAAAHHHAAAAHHHHHGGGGAAAHHHHH!!! Whew, I just pulled a Cohaagen and now it's time to GIV ME DE AIR!!!

Cohaagen by jismjedi June 16, 2009

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

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