Cohaagen 

A word that describes general negativity or displeasure. Made famous by the Arnold Schwarzenegger movie Total Recall, in which the main enemy was Vilos Cohaagen. Used to lightly express one's dislike. Flexible usage.

This movie sucks. Pure Cohaagen.

That Thanksgiving turkey was rotten! It was a meal fit for Cohaagen.

Man, everything was going fine in this relationship until she got all Cohaagen over it.

Cohaagen by Dr_Faulk November 28, 2005

Cohaagen 

When you take a surgical tube, wrap it around your neck to cut off the air until your eyes bug out, then jerk off to completion.

GHAAAAHHHAAAAHHHHHGGGGAAAHHHHH!!! Whew, I just pulled a Cohaagen and now it's time to GIV ME DE AIR!!!

Cohaagen by jismjedi June 16, 2009

Charles Cohagen 

A big ass white dude with perfect hair.....He uses a cattle prod to tap the snatch.....He's one of the dudes you see in a chick flick that everyone hates....He's "that guy"....

Karissa: Hey why haven't we been talking?

Charles Cohagen: Why do you keep bothering me you slor?

Karissa: Wow really Charles?

Charles Cohagen: Your snatch REEKS

Charles Cohagen by C'mon Brogod October 15, 2014

cohagen

A person who believes Arnie is a bad influence on humanity.

a suggestive word which is relevant when someone wears a chain mail vest and believes themselves to be invulnerable. Also appropriate when rendered incapacitated by a steam pipe through the chest.

cohagen by Blax May 2, 2005