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The only drug it's socially acceptable to be completely addicted to.
"Don't do drugs, kids" said the teacher as she sipped on her extra-large coffee, consuming 200 mg of caffeine in the process.
by Trajork September 15, 2009

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adj. Describes an alcoholic beverage that serves to keep one's level of intoxication roughly constant.
A couple of hours after getting buzzed, Fred decided that another beer would be isoalcoholic, and without one he would swiftly descend back into sobriety.
by Trajork November 08, 2009

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A use for the mentally retarded.
Sarah Palin's son may one day grow up to be a greeter at an Anchorage area Wal-Mart. This would be his Trig function.
by Trajork December 06, 2009

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