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Codespeed 

Codespeed is a wish for success, good flow, and rapid typing for one setting out on a feature implementation, bug fix, or any kind of programming task. It may also mean good luck.
me: I'm going to start implementing ticket 374 now.
manager: It's due for the release tomorrow... Codespeed!

coder: I'm going to try to work around the overflow bug in IE.
code2: Codespeed!
Codespeed by emarc September 25, 2012

Codeparent 

A parent who is overly codependent and enmeshed with their child.
That mom is 100% a codeparent because she does all of her daughter’s homework and is planning to move to college with her.
Codeparent by Advanced Bitches August 25, 2019

Codeparentcy 

Codependency with your own child. The act of being a codeparent by fostering immaturity and lack of responsibility with your own child.
His codeparentcy is so bad that he goes to his adult daughter’s therapy sessions and takes notes for her.
Codeparentcy by Advanced Bitches August 28, 2019

conespiracy 

When the boys get really high and start making up conspiracy theories. The Conespiracy Theories
A: "Hey dude remember the conespiracy theories last night"

B: "yeah I was so whacked! we came up with some good shit"

A: "oath, I think we are totally on to something"
conespiracy by TheDankNight August 9, 2017

codspare 

Friendlier, more PG/PC version of cocksucker. Used as an adjective to describe someone or something.
You are such a dumb codspare.

My PC is being a stupid codspare so I can't send you that e-mail right now.
codspare by bludragon July 15, 2010

Codspiker 

Codspiking - The act of throwing a fish finger (cooked or otherwise) into another persons alcoholic drink without the drinkers knowledge. People usually do this as a prank to get someone annoyed/irate for comical value.
If that Codspiker Kev is Codspiking again, I ain't coming to your party.

Or...

Richard was Codspiked last night, he smelt of fishy Birdseye fingers all night.

Or...

What the hell is floating around in my beer...oh mate, you been codspiked again, 3rd time this week!!
Codspiker by kevkevk1 April 23, 2021