cod-itis

A sickness where several boys are so addicted to call of duty that they fake sick to stay home and play it all day.

I heard Jimmy has the flu.
No, I believe he has cod-itis.

by thaaaaaatperson November 13, 2009

Coditis

When someone misses school or work having recently obtained a new Call of Duty game. It can in fact be used for any game, not just CoD.

Teacher: 'Where's (name)?'
Students: 'He probably has coditis sir.'

by ryanocerous123 February 26, 2011

Coditis

When your productivity drops to two lines of code a day, and you just sit and stare at the code and feel like you don't know how to do it anymore.

Talking to a colleague:
Don't panic! I've had coditis for twice as long as you have, and they haven't fired me yet.

by codeblock October 19, 2018