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coctopus 

theoretical sexual position involving a girl taking two cocks in the ass, vagina, and mouth while also giving two handjobs
Melvin: Dude check out this coctopus shit!!
Andy: Hentai is fucked up...
coctopus by jofah November 8, 2007
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coctopus 

Eight weiners in or around one girl (or guy).
"Dude, check out this crazy porno. That girl's got two in the coo, four in the back door, and a man in each hand. She's a genuine coctopus."
The moment 8 John Dory’s (male genitalia) simultaneously make contact, in an 8 man orgy.
Guys… we just made a coctopus
Coctopus by BuggyWright July 1, 2026

coctopus ratio 

When at a social gathering, it refers to the ratio of men to women.
Brian: Did you see all of those fine ass hoes in there?
Mike: Yeah the coctopus ratio was like one to two.
coctopus ratio by Rosegger January 17, 2008

cocktopus 

A cool cockproud guy who gets so much sex his mates joke that he must have 8 cocks to manage it all.

Derivation: A contraction of cock and octopus.
Timmy is such a cocktopus he gets laid almost anywhere he goes. He even got some bitchmeat during a dental appointment - he fucked the hygienist!
cocktopus by silkpouch September 22, 2007

cocktopussy 

A noun meaning sexual intercourse, literally 'cock to pussy'.

Derivation: A pun on the title of the James Bond film / book 'Octopussy' in which the lead character, Mr Bond (double agent 007), gets plenty of 'cock to pussy'.

Hey babe, we've had a great night out, now how about a little cocktopussy (wink, wink!).
cocktopussy by silkpouch September 22, 2007
the ratio of males to females; typically with reference to a social setting.
Whats's the coctopuss situation at the bar?
coctopuss by John and Aaron November 23, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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