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cocknoose
This is the practice of wrapping something such as wire, tape or some kind of material around a penis to restrict the release of fluids. Usually, someone will employ this tactic on a man's penis, and when he is about to orgasm, it will cause immense pain.
Stephanie caught Bill cheating on her, so she played like she didn't know. When they were about to engage in sexual relations, she gave him a cocknoose. He was about to cum, but then his penis blew up.
cocknoose by Josh Amaral September 25, 2006
coconology
coconology by Cocovita April 17, 2019
Sun Coconologist
A type of scientist that devotes his life to the study of sun coconology, which is the study of a coconut appearing after a star has gone supernova.
Notable proponents of this theory include
Dr Jaspal G Forest
Dr Alan B Sides
Notable proponents of this theory include
Dr Jaspal G Forest
Dr Alan B Sides
Dr Forest in a heated discussion regarding the expansion rate of a star going supernova argued -
"Scientists are stupid! If I said that a coconut could come out of the sun, they would believe it!"
Thus the research of Sun Coconologist was theorised.
"Scientists are stupid! If I said that a coconut could come out of the sun, they would believe it!"
Thus the research of Sun Coconologist was theorised.
Sun Coconologist by Dr Richard Saul June 20, 2009
colonomos
colonomos by anonymous2431 November 1, 2011
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