coconitos

Coconitos is when you are one month old and your grandfather tickles your balls for good luck in the Mexican cultures passing on his energy into the youth

My grandpa gave me coconitos

coconitos by Jorditortelldaly December 8, 2022

Breaking coconuts 

Vigorous masturbation while standing hunched over - to the point of looking like a primate angrily trying to break open some coconuts.

I walked in on my roommate watching porn and he was just breaking coconuts!

Breaking coconuts by funk579 May 28, 2009

No cuts, No buts, No coconuts 

One of those bullshit rhymes you said back in elementary school when some cock-juggling thundercunt decided to cut in line at the drinking fountain, lunch, etc.

Hearing this after nearly two decades can cause a nostalgia breakdown.

Hey, Jimmy! No cuts, No buts, No coconuts!

No cuts, No buts, No coconuts by blanket456 December 18, 2012

Spelling Coconuts 

While a man is laying naked, flat on his back, a woman sits upon his erect erection and imagines her pussy is a beautiful bushy paint brush spelling out the letters 'C O C O N U T S' in a rhythmic sexual flow of motion.

Chad: "Nancy was totally spelling coconuts last night and now I think she's pregnant"
Brad: "oh fuck.....
Chad:.....
Brad:....
Chad and Brad: "I fucking love COCONUTS"

Spelling Coconuts by Kamalani1122 July 17, 2019

Soggy Coconuts 

Two very sweaty large hairy appendages that belong on a sexy man who speaks both Italian and English fluently.

Tawnya wants Bryan's soggy coconuts.

Soggy Coconuts by Nix Wolfwood June 29, 2012

Coconato 

HOT! Most amazing person you will ever meet!

Andrew Coconato

Coconato by Ricem July 10, 2010

Picking coconuts in Barbados 

Contributing nothing to a conversation due to spacing out/daydreaming or lack of comprehension

“So what do you think about the Russian invasion of Ukraine and UN’s actions or lack thereof?”

“Picking coconuts in Barbados, man haha”

Picking coconuts in Barbados by T-Jon March 4, 2022