cocky monster 

a big monster that looks like a penis and testicles

john: oh god its a cocky monster

cocky monster by ravenboy28 August 6, 2016

Cock-Monster 

A chick who loves to suck cock. More than anything. She is usually very talented at it from having lots of practice.

Man I was with a real Cock-Monster last night. She gobbled it down like nothing I've ever had before.

Cock-Monster by moonstar73 October 5, 2006

cock monster 

(Noun) A whore that craves the cock. She loves to rub it, suck it, and feel it in her. Also loves the feel of your jizz on her bare skin.

Dude, look at that rare corn fed cum guzzeling, dumpster diving North Easter NC variety of the cock monster. She loves the wang.

cock monster by Ali T April 8, 2003

Original Cock Monster 

Somebody who is a true, grade 'A' dickhead. This is the type of person that'll ruin your day if you even look at them. You usually see these types of people bitching and complaining about actions people have done to them throughout the day.

Original Cock Monster - "Oh my goodness! Yet again Eric has to go ahead and ruin my day. He throws paper balls at me and everything! I don't even want to go near him!"

Friend of OCM - "Goodness dude! Stop being such an original cock monster, you're just as bad as Eric is!"

Original Cock Monster by Seiko The Neko May 1, 2015

Cock Monster Truck 

What is typically said if something very outlandish happens. Often used when large amounts of alcohol are being consumed. Can result in a "spit-take" (one spitting out their beverage because of laughter) if used at an opportune time. This term is a play on words. Taking the term cock monster and the beloved American sport of Monster Trucking.

When playing poker and one realizes that his straight flush has been beaten by a royal flush.

"Cock Monster Truck!!!!" "That just did not fucking happen!"

Cock Monster Truck by The M Theory February 2, 2010

big cock monster 

the act of having a cock so big that it tears a poor girl or male in half

Did you hear the trevon ripped some poor bitch in half. That dudes a big cock monster

big cock monster by blackgold359 December 22, 2009

super cock monster

a brown individual originating from preferably a country such as india and or pakistan that is very into themself and super cocky to the extent of being a 'monster' and being kind of gay
with themselves and other stuff.

person #1- he's so into himself and doesnt care about anybody else
person #2- ya! i know he is obviously a super cock monster

super cock monster by fiona buttercups June 26, 2008