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cock%20blocking 

If the overbearing presence of another friend (male or female) prevents a male from speaking with other females he wishes to engage in flirtatious acts or conversations then he is being cock-blocked.
Cock-Blocking: Jim wanted to talk with the pretty girls at the bar, but no other girls would talk to him because his (non-romantic) friend Sally was sitting next to him. Sally was cock%20blocking Jim.
cock%20blocking by Maruta July 28, 2017

20 cock chicken 

a rare delight, served at fine buffet establishments. this type of cock- infested food is the result of cock tongs being dropped into regular, un- tainted food.
sharon: "this chicken is ok, but i think i taste a hint of cock."

ricky: "yeah, i dropped the tongs, sucka! now it's 20 cock chicken!"

super mega cock suckinator 2000

More modern name for my moms vacuum cleaner
I love using my super mega cock suckinator 2000

The Great Cock War of 2017 

The epic battles that ensued over the possession of the sacred cock, as he who controls the cock controls the universe. Where were you when the cock flew.....?
"Hey son, learn about anything interesting in school today?"
"Yeah! We learned about the commanders in the Great Cock War of 2017!"