cockwelt

A raised bruise on the skin in the shape of a cock produced by a whipping from another's penis, usually on one's face.

Awwww damn girl, you got a cockwelt!!!!

by Shalashaska February 7, 2006

norman cockwell

Painting a woman with cum when a guy blows his load from a hand job.

He pulled out and finished with a hand job, painting her body with cum like he was Norman Cockwell.

by Cheeaintlion December 16, 2015

cockwelder

1. a heinously counterproductive and forgetful landlord; who usually DOES NOT give a flying fuck about the needs of the tenants
2. one who welds cock

1. The dishwasher is broken and we haven't had a front door for 3 months. I told cockwelder about that shit last year. Plus cockwelder keeps forgetting to pick up my rent cheque. HEY COCKWELDER, FUCK YOU!
2. The cockwelder was working hard all night on his/her latest batch of wrought iron cocks.

by Chuck the Bearer of Truth October 20, 2005

cockwell

The term used for farm boys/loggers when the misbehave

God damnit cockwell beaten!

by Varhole June 24, 2018

cockwet

The word teen boys say instead of coquette to sound cool

Person one: hey look at my bow
Person two: wow how cockwet

by Goddyyyy February 3, 2024