cocktaculous

1. Having a fabulous cock
2. A cock with monsterous and fabulous balances
3. A cock that all woman cannot resist
4. Being in posession of a cock of mass proportions.

Damnit Rob, save us some of these women. The all know that you're cocktaculous and we can't get any play.

-Man that dude pulls so much strange.

-Yea, all the bitches know he's cocktaculous.

by Dr. Seif September 22, 2011

cockdiculous

something even more ridiculous than ricockulous

man that was so cockdiculous

by molonlabe October 6, 2008

cracktaculous

1. Used to describe someone who is/is acting like they are very high on stimulant drugs (usually crack); also used to describe the actions of that person.

Related to crunktunculous.

1. "Wow, he just taunted a bull by smacking its balls, then beat the bull to death after it charged him. Now he's muttering some incoherent shit about it. That sure was cracktaculous!"

2. "That spastic, jabbering individual over there is massively cracktaculous."

by bad daddy April 13, 2005