Cockspur
In fear of those queers making a move on me in the gym showers, I went and bought myself a cockspur.
Cockspur by Rafal Stawarz October 2, 2007
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Cockspur
In fear of those queers making a move on me in the gym showers, I went and bought myself a cockspur.
Cockspur by Rafal Stawarz January 2, 2009
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Cockspur
1. A thorny plant.
2. Knotted up male pubic hairs. The cockspur is a distant cousin to the dingleberry.
2. Knotted up male pubic hairs. The cockspur is a distant cousin to the dingleberry.
Your cockspur is beautiful. I can’t get mine to grow. I overwatered it.
I have so many cockspur I’m going to have to shave my pubes and regrow.
I have so many cockspur I’m going to have to shave my pubes and regrow.
Cockspur by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019
cocksperience
The amount and variety of sexual experiences that any given man's cock (treated as a separate entity) should be entitled to, which may be hampered by it's 'owners' lack of sexual prowess, confidence, or unusually high standards.
"I don't care if he doesn't find her extremely attractive... he should date her as he needs more cocksperience!"
"I'm nearly 40, and still a virgin... I need to ramp up my cocksperience!"
"I'm nearly 40, and still a virgin... I need to ramp up my cocksperience!"
cocksperience by Lee of Tosh January 28, 2014
Cockpurse
1950's slang for a slut, whore or slag.
As the name suggests, a 'purse' in which to place your cock.
As the name suggests, a 'purse' in which to place your cock.
Cockpurse by CupboardMonkey November 27, 2010
cocksurfer
A woman who makes a sport out of riding along the affections and cocks of multiple men. This could be in a single location (like a bar) or throughout a whole community in general.
As soon as she walked in the door she was cocksurfing around the whole bar.
It seems like as soon as they broke up she just became this whorish cocksurfer.
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It seems like as soon as they broke up she just became this whorish cocksurfer.
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cocksurfer by CaesarSPQR May 18, 2010
Cocksplurt
A word that makes people uncomfortable. Meaning someone who has done or said something so idiotic and you can not think of something to call them.
Cocksplurt by Reddeath9 October 26, 2015
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