cockroachman

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cockroachman A kind of people that will always exist somehow to get under your skin. They keep coming back the same as last time you took high roads or low blows. cockcroachmanmay cause problems we find ourselves solving again and again which has no soltuion. It is a past you cant simply move on from, because like thanos said,"dread it,run from it, cockroachman never dies.

fuck cockroachman, im pissed to the tits! motherfucking.. motherfuck

cockroachman by cockroachboy June 19, 2020

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cockroaching

A double handed female masturbation technique preformed on your back with both legs in the air, sometimes while sleeping.

Did you see Mal cockroaching last night?

Yeh i think she finished in like 4 minutes.

cockroaching by MSU Underwater Hockey January 2, 2009

Cockroaching

(V). The act of engaging in coitus with your partner by finding the most tender spot on your partners body and drilling a hole in it. Then proceed to insert your penis into the open wound.

Hey bro me and my girl tried cockroaching last night. It got messy, but 10/10 would recommend!

Cockroaching by TheAllSeeingThirdEye May 9, 2017

Cockroach man

Cockroach man/girl and his/her pals silverfish man/girl, termite man/girl, and flyman/girl infest a building until bad guys either call an exterminator or get caught, but they also do the same thing to the good guys.

Good guys- Fuck cockroach man, why did you have to show up here today?

Cockroach man by Solid Mantis June 6, 2019

cockroaching

When your partner frantically stabs at your balls with their heels while you try to escape under the bed.

In the heat of passion, my girlfriend started cockroaching me

cockroaching by willa zea September 5, 2008

dead cockroaching

when you lay on your back with your arms and legs dangling in the air

dudeee,dead cockroaching is better than planking!

dead cockroaching by musicislife15 March 14, 2012

cockroaching

When your partner frantically stabs at your balls with their heels while you try to escape under the bed.

In the heat of passion, Mariano's girlfriend started cockroaching him

cockroaching by Willa Zea September 2, 2008

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026