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cockroachman A kind of people that will always exist somehow to get under your skin. They keep coming back the same as last time you took high roads or low blows. cockcroachmanmay cause problems we find ourselves solving again and again which has no soltuion. It is a past you cant simply move on from, because like thanos said,"dread it,run from it, cockroachman never dies.
fuck cockroachman, im pissed to the tits! motherfucking.. motherfuck
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cockroaching 

A double handed female masturbation technique preformed on your back with both legs in the air, sometimes while sleeping.
Did you see Mal cockroaching last night?

Yeh i think she finished in like 4 minutes.

Cockroaching 

(V). The act of engaging in coitus with your partner by finding the most tender spot on your partners body and drilling a hole in it. Then proceed to insert your penis into the open wound.
Hey bro me and my girl tried cockroaching last night. It got messy, but 10/10 would recommend!

Cockroach man

Cockroach man/girl and his/her pals silverfish man/girl, termite man/girl, and flyman/girl infest a building until bad guys either call an exterminator or get caught, but they also do the same thing to the good guys.
Good guys- Fuck cockroach man, why did you have to show up here today?

cockroaching 

When your partner frantically stabs at your balls with their heels while you try to escape under the bed.
In the heat of passion, my girlfriend started cockroaching me
cockroaching by willa zea September 5, 2008

dead cockroaching 

when you lay on your back with your arms and legs dangling in the air
dudeee,dead cockroaching is better than planking!

cockroaching 

When your partner frantically stabs at your balls with their heels while you try to escape under the bed.
In the heat of passion, Mariano's girlfriend started cockroaching him
cockroaching by Willa Zea September 2, 2008