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Cockophobia

Cockophobia is the extreme fear of the scrotum and the penis.
If or when you whip out for penis, and your girlfriend screams, this is the fear of cockophobia.
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Cockophobia

To be afraid of the male genatalia and run away becouse you think it will hurt you for no reason.

(mostly to some of the females)
Person 1: I railed my girlfriend last night did you?

Person 2: yup

Person 3: i didnt

Person 1:why not

Person 3: we were making out then she saw my hard on and she ran to the bathroom and crying and screaming for like 30 min's and went home

Person 1&2:bummer

Person 1:looks like your girl has Cockophobia man

person 2: is that even a real word

Person 2:yea it means shes afraid of cock dude get a new gf.
Cockophobia by MetalliThraX123 February 4, 2010

crackophobia 

The condition of a person who is afraid of crackheads and discriminates against people who smoke crack.
Jim: Do you think Rob Ford should still be the Mayor of Toronto?

Bob: Sure! Rob Ford is THE MAN !!!

Jim: Well, I certainly don't think so!

Bob: Yeah. That's because you, Jim ... yes, you Sir ... are suffering from crackophobia!

ex. Glenn Jessome does not think that a crackhead should be a Mayor of a city or drive heavy equipment because he suffering from crackophobia.
crackophobia by GlennyJ November 10, 2013

Coprophobia 

The fear of feces (See-turds poops defecation refuse)
When one has Coprophobia, working at a dog park is not a good idea
Coprophobia by Irongrunty May 16, 2004

Cacophobia 

Ugg!! Don't bring that hideous beast in here! You know I suffer from Cacophobia!!!
Cacophobia by Phobiaz July 22, 2008

Cacophobia 

A fear of ugliness. But mainly used by pretentious judgmental people wanting an excuse to be complete and utter assholes
Get your fugly ass away from me! I have cacophobia and I can’t have your disgusting pig face anywhere near me!
Cacophobia by Lassietoes June 13, 2019

Cocklaphobia 

A Phobia or Fear of hats or headgear, perhaps what is under them, or of wearing them.

The opposite of this would be the love or fetish of hats kapelophile which likely stems from the French words chapeau, chapeaux, chapeaus, capel or chapel which originate from the Latin word cappellum "hood, hat", the diminutive of cappa "hooded cloak", which is also where cap pulls it's original meaning from.

Thus, you could extrapolate kapelophobia or chapeauphobia, chapeauphile could just as well be valid words.. if you are creative like that, and they sound a more appropriate than... cock-laphobia

We seem to be lacking good long fancy words for hat, which is a real shame. *tips hat*
His cocklaphobia meant that he preferred to use an umbrella.
Cocklaphobia by HD6 April 30, 2012
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Example 2:
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scruples; to have manners;

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Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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