Cockophobia
Cockophobia by ksajdhfagdjkfgasfd June 28, 2006
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Cockophobia
To be afraid of the male genatalia and run away becouse you think it will hurt you for no reason.
(mostly to some of the females)
(mostly to some of the females)
Person 1: I railed my girlfriend last night did you?
Person 2: yup
Person 3: i didnt
Person 1:why not
Person 3: we were making out then she saw my hard on and she ran to the bathroom and crying and screaming for like 30 min's and went home
Person 1&2:bummer
Person 1:looks like your girl has Cockophobia man
person 2: is that even a real word
Person 2:yea it means shes afraid of cock dude get a new gf.
Person 2: yup
Person 3: i didnt
Person 1:why not
Person 3: we were making out then she saw my hard on and she ran to the bathroom and crying and screaming for like 30 min's and went home
Person 1&2:bummer
Person 1:looks like your girl has Cockophobia man
person 2: is that even a real word
Person 2:yea it means shes afraid of cock dude get a new gf.
Cockophobia by MetalliThraX123 February 4, 2010
Related Words
Cockophobia • cockaphobia • cockphobia • cocophobia • cockophobe • Condophobia • Cacophobia • chocophobia • cockophilia • Coprophobia
crackophobia
The condition of a person who is afraid of crackheads and discriminates against people who smoke crack.
Jim: Do you think Rob Ford should still be the Mayor of Toronto?
Bob: Sure! Rob Ford is THE MAN !!!
Jim: Well, I certainly don't think so!
Bob: Yeah. That's because you, Jim ... yes, you Sir ... are suffering from crackophobia!
ex. Glenn Jessome does not think that a crackhead should be a Mayor of a city or drive heavy equipment because he suffering from crackophobia.
Bob: Sure! Rob Ford is THE MAN !!!
Jim: Well, I certainly don't think so!
Bob: Yeah. That's because you, Jim ... yes, you Sir ... are suffering from crackophobia!
ex. Glenn Jessome does not think that a crackhead should be a Mayor of a city or drive heavy equipment because he suffering from crackophobia.
crackophobia by GlennyJ November 10, 2013
Coprophobia
Coprophobia by Irongrunty May 16, 2004
Cacophobia
Cacophobia by Phobiaz July 22, 2008
Cacophobia
A fear of ugliness. But mainly used by pretentious judgmental people wanting an excuse to be complete and utter assholes
Get your fugly ass away from me! I have cacophobia and I can’t have your disgusting pig face anywhere near me!
Cacophobia by Lassietoes June 13, 2019
Cocklaphobia
A Phobia or Fear of hats or headgear, perhaps what is under them, or of wearing them.
The opposite of this would be the love or fetish of hats kapelophile which likely stems from the French words chapeau, chapeaux, chapeaus, capel or chapel which originate from the Latin word cappellum "hood, hat", the diminutive of cappa "hooded cloak", which is also where cap pulls it's original meaning from.
Thus, you could extrapolate kapelophobia or chapeauphobia, chapeauphile could just as well be valid words.. if you are creative like that, and they sound a more appropriate than... cock-laphobia
We seem to be lacking good long fancy words for hat, which is a real shame. *tips hat*
The opposite of this would be the love or fetish of hats kapelophile which likely stems from the French words chapeau, chapeaux, chapeaus, capel or chapel which originate from the Latin word cappellum "hood, hat", the diminutive of cappa "hooded cloak", which is also where cap pulls it's original meaning from.
Thus, you could extrapolate kapelophobia or chapeauphobia, chapeauphile could just as well be valid words.. if you are creative like that, and they sound a more appropriate than... cock-laphobia
We seem to be lacking good long fancy words for hat, which is a real shame. *tips hat*
Cocklaphobia by HD6 April 30, 2012
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