cocknbush 

a cock hiddin by a massive hairy bush

omg dude that was some high quality cocknbush

cocknbush by jarretngoey July 14, 2010

cockpushups 

Its were u fuckin lay down flat on the ground and then u let ur boner lift u up off the ground

Ive been doin cockpushups

cockpushups by Chris B. February 3, 2005

cockubus

A demon that, according to legend, visits straight men at night to give them fellatio. At then end of the fellatious encounter, the demon spits the victim's semen back at his face, and flies away like a fairy. The victims are usually left scarred for life, and thus become homosexuals. This is supposedly the legend of how homosexuality was started.

Dude, I swear a cockubus visited me last night. I suddenly have the urge to watch Oprah, and I'm craving Emo music. I also have a jones for some cock. Am I turning gay?

cockubus by Rabbi Judish January 28, 2007

Cockmush

When you masturbate so hard your penis turns

flaccid and to mush.

Yo Dude I had a tug until I got cockmush last night.

Cockmush by Hulmeeiscalledspitdick March 21, 2013

cockbuster 

The BETTER name for all Blockbuster stores.

Cockbuster tried to scam me into paying $30 dollars for a video I returned and they didn't scan in.

cockbuster by AubreyA October 5, 2006

blockbuster and cockbuster 

Another way of saying Netflix and chill.

Girl:"you want to hang tonight?"
Boy:"yeah, how about blockbuster and cockbuster?"
Girl:"blockbuster? What's that?"

blockbuster and cockbuster by AdmiralArrow March 21, 2016

dicking around the cockbush 

dragging ass, moving slow, not being productive, thinking about something other than task at hand

those two bastards are dicking around the cockbush.

dicking around the cockbush by bigdog967 February 4, 2010