cockubus

A demon that, according to legend, visits straight men at night to give them fellatio. At then end of the fellatious encounter, the demon spits the victim's semen back at his face, and flies away like a fairy. The victims are usually left scarred for life, and thus become homosexuals. This is supposedly the legend of how homosexuality was started.

Dude, I swear a cockubus visited me last night. I suddenly have the urge to watch Oprah, and I'm craving Emo music. I also have a jones for some cock. Am I turning gay?

cockubus by Rabbi Judish January 28, 2007

cockulus rift 

Virtual reality machine for the male genitalia.

I love my cockulus rift!

cockulus rift by Yhbdjj June 5, 2017

Cockulus 

having a teenage sexual affair while pretending to be studying for Calculus, and hiding it from one's parents, also known as being tutored in any mathe realted subject.

"I'm off to study Cockulus with Ben. I'll be back in....ten minutes."

Cockulus by A/N December 22, 2007

cockbuster 

The BETTER name for all Blockbuster stores.

Cockbuster tried to scam me into paying $30 dollars for a video I returned and they didn't scan in.

cockbuster by AubreyA October 5, 2006

Cockulus 

Cockulus is the mathematical study of how many cumulative inches/ feet of cock a person has over time had in side of them, in the same way that geometry is the study of shape and algebra is the study of operations and their application to solving equations. The most simple form of Cockulus is estimating the average penis size times the amount of partners the individual in question has had equals the amount of pipe that has been laid inside of them. That equation is Cockulus

please get out your calculator, we need to do some Cockulus to figure out how much pipe has been laid inside that girl.

Cockulus by Mechwarrior666 July 7, 2014

blockbuster and cockbuster 

Another way of saying Netflix and chill.

Girl:"you want to hang tonight?"
Boy:"yeah, how about blockbuster and cockbuster?"
Girl:"blockbuster? What's that?"

blockbuster and cockbuster by AdmiralArrow March 21, 2016

dicking around the cockbush 

dragging ass, moving slow, not being productive, thinking about something other than task at hand

those two bastards are dicking around the cockbush.

dicking around the cockbush by bigdog967 February 4, 2010