cockesque

When something resembles the male reproductive organ

"That picture of a pickle looked very cockesque"

by Dr. Goodwrench May 17, 2018

Cocksquatch

A conjunction of "cock" and "sasquatch", used to pejoratively describe someone who is being a spectacularly massive dick.

"That cocksquatch just cut me off! Now I must kill him and eat his skin!"
"If you don't desist in these acts of cocksquatchery, I shall be forced to kill you and eat your skin."
"Did you hear about this Hitler guy? Apparently, he was a total cocksquatch. I wish someone had killed him and eaten his skin."

by Chest Strongwell May 17, 2013

Cocksqueedle

An expression of anger commonly used in place of other curse words such as "fuck", "bitch", "shit", and "damn" and also used to compliment those words in a sentence. It is also common for one to clench their fists in anger as they say the word.

"Son of a cocksqueedle!"

"Fucking cocksqueedle, I'm really pissed off right now!"

by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009

Cocksequence

n. An event or state of being resulting from when a penis is used in retaliation/reaction to an appropriately (or inappropriately) provoked cause/event.

Can be pluralized, ie. Cocksequences
or be used as an adverb, ie. Cocksequently

"You're Pregnant which is the Cocksequence of having unprotected sex"

If you drop the soap in the prison shower, prepare to suffer the Cocksequences.

"You gave me a lapdance, so Cocksequently I now have an erection."

by Jake Stebel March 10, 2005

cocksquelch

when the penis ejaculates and makes a burp like noise. a squelch you might say.

down at the squash club on tuesday i dropped my racket and i am certain i heard roger's cocksquelch.

by rosco connolloni November 1, 2009

cockqueef

A quofe or dick fart.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly cockqueef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.

by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

cocksquatter

an informal name for someone who finds pleasure in sitting on cocks

"oh richard is such a cocksquatter, i hear he loves nothing more than squatting on a fat cock!"

by Gaz Pasty November 17, 2006