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Cockcroft 

Noun
An awkward situation.

Verb
To create an awkward situation.
n. "I walked into work one day and my boss was only wearing chaps. It was quite a cockcroft."

v. "I was at my girlfriend's parent's house and I decided to cockcroft her mom by walking in on her in the shower. Long screams followed by cockcrofted silence."
Cockcroft by Johnny Dickshot February 21, 2008
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Cockfrown 

Cockfrown is used to describe a girl that has absolutely zero appealing assets. A girl that is ugly, but has at least one or more attractive assets, does not qualify for cockfrown status. Also, any appealing asset that is not visible cannot mitigate a girl's cockfrown status. The converse of the term, applied to girls who have only attractive assets, is a cocksmile. The terms vaginafrown and vaginasmile can be used by women to describe men.
A girl with a disgusting face and ass but a nice rack is not a cockfrown; a girl that has a gross face, ass, rack, and everything else disgusting, is a cockfrown. The term is used as follows: she is a cockfrown.
Cockfrown by Publius17 May 23, 2009

cockbrows 

the act of raising one's eyebrows up and down repeatedly in a suggestive manner.
benny went to a party and saw this shorty doing the electric slide. she was pretty fine, so he shot her the cockbrows, and ended up getting a beej in the parking lot later.
cockbrows by spoons the galactus August 6, 2009

cock crow 

yelling your own name out during climax.
"I cock crow after I blow my load in her face, so she doesn't forget who gave it to her"
cock crow by bigkahuna May 15, 2015

cockcroft 

a group of girls that don't pull
zoey julia sam and melina are a group of cockcroft s
cockcroft by MelSamJul45678 December 18, 2018

Cockclown 

A clown with a cock for a nose
Beep my nose, I’m a cockclown….
Cockclown by NeitsirK May 25, 2023
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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