Cockcroft

Noun
An awkward situation.

Verb
To create an awkward situation.

n. "I walked into work one day and my boss was only wearing chaps. It was quite a cockcroft."

v. "I was at my girlfriend's parent's house and I decided to cockcroft her mom by walking in on her in the shower. Long screams followed by cockcrofted silence."

Cockcroft by Johnny Dickshot February 21, 2008

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Cockfrown

Cockfrown is used to describe a girl that has absolutely zero appealing assets. A girl that is ugly, but has at least one or more attractive assets, does not qualify for cockfrown status. Also, any appealing asset that is not visible cannot mitigate a girl's cockfrown status. The converse of the term, applied to girls who have only attractive assets, is a cocksmile. The terms vaginafrown and vaginasmile can be used by women to describe men.

A girl with a disgusting face and ass but a nice rack is not a cockfrown; a girl that has a gross face, ass, rack, and everything else disgusting, is a cockfrown. The term is used as follows: she is a cockfrown.

Cockfrown by Publius17 May 23, 2009

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Cockcroft • cock crow • Cockfrown

cockbrows

the act of raising one's eyebrows up and down repeatedly in a suggestive manner.

benny went to a party and saw this shorty doing the electric slide. she was pretty fine, so he shot her the cockbrows, and ended up getting a beej in the parking lot later.

cockbrows by spoons the galactus August 6, 2009