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cockflower 

1.) A human with the ability to be insulting without being aware of just how insulting they really are. An oblivious asshole.

2.) Also a great way to slip the word cock into regular everyday conversation.
1.) Todd just drove over your hostas while parking, what a cockflower.

2.) I've been a busy bee this weekend! I mowed the lawn, did every bit of laundry, polished my cockflower, and managed to balance the checkbook!
cockflower by havingtwinsnow May 19, 2010

Cockfrown 

Cockfrown is used to describe a girl that has absolutely zero appealing assets. A girl that is ugly, but has at least one or more attractive assets, does not qualify for cockfrown status. Also, any appealing asset that is not visible cannot mitigate a girl's cockfrown status. The converse of the term, applied to girls who have only attractive assets, is a cocksmile. The terms vaginafrown and vaginasmile can be used by women to describe men.
A girl with a disgusting face and ass but a nice rack is not a cockfrown; a girl that has a gross face, ass, rack, and everything else disgusting, is a cockfrown. The term is used as follows: she is a cockfrown.
Cockfrown by Publius17 May 23, 2009
Desperate to give oral sex in a manner much like starvation.
She was so cocklorn she took to sucking on a cucumber.
Cocklorn by Aaron Winters June 1, 2005

cock clown 

n. a person who loves to be around the penis, pretty much a gay man
Ferdinan is always hanging around homosexuals, he must be a cock clown like them.
cock clown by Turd Burgler June 22, 2004

cockcoon 

"I hear Tyrone is a cockcoon."
cockcoon by *.*.*.* April 29, 2009

orange cockcoon 

when you stretch your balls over the end of your dick, then shine a flashlight through the skin and illuminate your cock
Alsto amazed all with his awesome orange cockcoon...
orange cockcoon by iwascruel August 3, 2007