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cockflower
1.) A human with the ability to be insulting without being aware of just how insulting they really are. An oblivious asshole.
2.) Also a great way to slip the word cock into regular everyday conversation.
2.) Also a great way to slip the word cock into regular everyday conversation.
1.) Todd just drove over your hostas while parking, what a cockflower.
2.) I've been a busy bee this weekend! I mowed the lawn, did every bit of laundry, polished my cockflower, and managed to balance the checkbook!
2.) I've been a busy bee this weekend! I mowed the lawn, did every bit of laundry, polished my cockflower, and managed to balance the checkbook!
cockflower by havingtwinsnow May 19, 2010
Related Words
cock clown • cockelowna • Cupcake Cock-Clown • Cuck Clown • Gock-Clown • cockcoon • cockcorn • cockdown • cockflower • Cockalone
Cockfrown
Cockfrown is used to describe a girl that has absolutely zero appealing assets. A girl that is ugly, but has at least one or more attractive assets, does not qualify for cockfrown status. Also, any appealing asset that is not visible cannot mitigate a girl's cockfrown status. The converse of the term, applied to girls who have only attractive assets, is a cocksmile. The terms vaginafrown and vaginasmile can be used by women to describe men.
A girl with a disgusting face and ass but a nice rack is not a cockfrown; a girl that has a gross face, ass, rack, and everything else disgusting, is a cockfrown. The term is used as follows: she is a cockfrown.
Cocklorn
Cocklorn by Aaron Winters June 1, 2005
cock clown
cock clown by Turd Burgler June 22, 2004
cockcoon
orange cockcoon
when you stretch your balls over the end of your dick, then shine a flashlight through the skin and illuminate your cock
orange cockcoon by iwascruel August 3, 2007
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