2 definitions by Brandon John

1. To drink yourself into a state of financial disparity
Jimmy: That bum smells like straight liqueur
John: Yeah man, hes defiantly getting welfare wasted.
by Brandon John February 19, 2012
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one who bends the erected cock
jesus, logans mom is a real cockbender. I cant walk straight and neither can my erection
by Brandon John November 27, 2006
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