cockails 

When you're thirsty for dick....so you go out for cockails....

"Hey Sarah, wanna go out for cockails?"
"Sure, there's some yummy dudes at the Round Up Saloon downtown"

cockails by knitterrrr February 4, 2018

Drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's Swimming Pool

A hilarious rebuke aimed at an individual when they suggest something that you would never, ever do!

Paul: It is almost 10 to 2 in the morning, should we pull those two ugly birds and see what we get?

Pete: Your joking aren't you, I would rather drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's swimming pool than shag that monster!

Drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's Swimming Pool by Johnny 2 Sheds June 8, 2009

Virtual cocktails 

having drinks with friends, via the phone.

Since we can't meet for drinks because we live in different states, we regularly have virtual cocktails.

Virtual cocktails by LDog and Court G February 23, 2009

Cocktails 

Very fun to learn. Cocktails will bring our your creativity. Traniing yourself on how to make all the drinks will train you how to serve instead of wasting your life away wishing you could be someone on Instagram

Buying a Cocktail at the Bar won't make you happy, but making Cocktails will

Cocktails by Happy Christian April 10, 2023

cockaissance 

The art period started in the early 2000's in which the youth became enthralled with the drawing and carving of crude penises everywhere.

Art teacher: "here's a great example of a low cockaissance piece, as shown by the flaccidity of the penis, the hairiness of the balls and lack of color. These were most often carved into desks, drawn on bathroom walls with sharpies or on rare occasion scribbled onto paper to show to friends"

cockaissance by I>chuck norris June 7, 2011

Cocktails 

Drinks made for the feminine kind and should not be consumed by guys or they will be - just like creatures that do not resemble anything on Earth so we call them, creatures of the 3rd kind.

Cocktails are restricted to only females to consume whom randy males will find attractive because they are sexy and drinking a coctail in a very suggestive "V" shaped glass.

wingman: she looks hot drinking that drink, for some reason I want her....
me: that's the power of the female form drinking cocktails from a very suggestive V shaped glass

Cocktails by He was born that way December 12, 2011

Molotov Cocktails 

Proper shit band from Scarborough, often suck each other off in Murrays Music Bar toilets.

Jared Williams and his band of moto-cocks

Molotov Cocktails by Matt Herbert February 23, 2005