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Cockmancer

One who loves cock; a conjurer of cocks.
Matt: Burnham sure loves cocks.
Fred: Yup, he's a major cockmancer.
by njdude2105 September 30, 2016
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cockmaster

Synonym for gay. A male who is thought to have mastered the penis.

True mastery of the cock requires regular practice.
Cockmastery can NOT be achieved by masturbating as this only results in the mastery of ONE cock (ones own), not cocks in general.
Therefore a cockmaster is a male who is thought to handle other peoples penises frequently, thereby aquiring skills that have to be considered masterful.
"Hello."
"Piss off, cockmaster."
by arsebum October 17, 2009
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shitface cockmaster

A term used in the South Park movie, first by Terrance and Philip. Used as an insult, meaning your face is shit and you are the master of cock
by JV May 9, 2004
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Cockmane

The pubic hair that accumulates around the shaft of the penis after long periods of vaginal dominance. The hair forms a ring of hair that resembles a lion's mane.
Student 1: "Dude I have been finding all sorts of chicks to bang! I am even growing a cockmane!"
Student 2: Thanks for the visual...
by Humble Beginnings April 2, 2009
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Cockmuncher

One who munches and sucks on penises.
Also a commonly used insult.
"That whore is such a cockmuncher"

"I hate you...you're such a cockmuncher."
by Neel Vora January 11, 2006
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cockmance

a cockmance is the gayest level of non-gayness possible, without actually being homosexual for a straight man. It is the next step after a bromance.
"yo man, you and your friend say a lot of pretty gay sounding shit to each other every now and then, whats up with that?"
response- "nah its cool, we're not gay. we just got a mean cockmance goin on"
by panopticon123 May 9, 2010
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Cockmastery

Mastery of the Phallus, including but not limited to jazzing the glass, taking in mass amounts of semen, riding wangs, eating cucumbers, jacking the jervis.
Pure and unadulterated Mastery over phallus and all it's functions. Often fellatio, Handjobs, taking in multiple Phalluses into a single orifice.
Man Britany acheived cockmastery last night, she took all four of our dicks and then swallowed like a gallon of cum.

Quiten attained cockmastery when he joined the Man-Navy last week.
by Sed November 10, 2005
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