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cock-guard by ~chica May 13, 2008
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Cock Sucker Guard
The cock sucker guard is a different name for the philly shell to prevent people from using it in mma due to its lack of offense available.
Cock Sucker Guard by FreezingFallout March 21, 2024
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cock guardian
Whoa man, there's alot of ugly bitches at this fiesta, could you be my cock guardian after these twelve shots of yeager take away my judgement?
cock guardian by imgregbrady August 20, 2008
Cock Garden
When a man with small genitals trims his pubic hair only somewhat in attempt to make the genitals appear larger. The result is the complete opposite and the genitals appear to blend in with the bush like a stalk of corn in a garden full of corn.
Billy was so proud to show us how he trimmed his bush so his dick would look bigger. We didn't have the heart to tell him he created a cock garden
Cock Garden by tac trash June 20, 2008
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Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.