cock thief
The bar was closing and there was no one left except for this cock thief. I took her home and I was right.
cock thief by Richard Hood January 16, 2009
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cockthief
describing someone so gay and sneeky that they can steal your anatomy and, at the same time, your heterosexuality without you ever realizing till it's too late.
Person one: "Hey! you best keep your hands cupped over your scrotum and cock, because that young fellow over there is one sneeky little cockthief!"
Person two: "Okay."
Person two: "Okay."
cockthief by Dismal Euphony December 8, 2006
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cockthievery
Similar to cock blocking, but it is where the female (cock) leaves with the cockblocker and their friends, not only leaving you cock blocked but also having the female stolen.
I was chillin' with a girl at a party when my friend came over with a small group of friends and started talking with me and my girl, then when he left, my girl left with the group. i am another victim of the horrible crime knows as cockthievery
cock block
cock block
cockthievery by lo42894 April 4, 2011
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