cock thief 

An unappealing that woman that provokes performance issues in a male suitor.

The bar was closing and there was no one left except for this cock thief. I took her home and I was right.

cock thief by Richard Hood January 16, 2009

cockthief 

describing someone so gay and sneeky that they can steal your anatomy and, at the same time, your heterosexuality without you ever realizing till it's too late.

Person one: "Hey! you best keep your hands cupped over your scrotum and cock, because that young fellow over there is one sneeky little cockthief!"

Person two: "Okay."

cockthief by Dismal Euphony December 8, 2006

cockthievery 

Similar to cock blocking, but it is where the female (cock) leaves with the cockblocker and their friends, not only leaving you cock blocked but also having the female stolen.

I was chillin' with a girl at a party when my friend came over with a small group of friends and started talking with me and my girl, then when he left, my girl left with the group. i am another victim of the horrible crime knows as cockthievery

cock block

cockthievery by lo42894 April 4, 2011

cockthief 

A man that will cockblock you then attempt to fuck the girl you were macking on

Tony:Look at Jeff macking on that chick over there
Greg: WTF?! He just cockblocked me from that girl
Tony:What a cockthief

cockthief by ak47=fag March 18, 2011

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008