cock thief

An unappealing that woman that provokes performance issues in a male suitor.

The bar was closing and there was no one left except for this cock thief. I took her home and I was right.

by Richard Hood January 16, 2009

cockthief

describing someone so gay and sneeky that they can steal your anatomy and, at the same time, your heterosexuality without you ever realizing till it's too late.

Person one: "Hey! you best keep your hands cupped over your scrotum and cock, because that young fellow over there is one sneeky little cockthief!"

Person two: "Okay."

by Dismal Euphony December 8, 2006

cockthievery

Similar to cock blocking, but it is where the female (cock) leaves with the cockblocker and their friends, not only leaving you cock blocked but also having the female stolen.

I was chillin' with a girl at a party when my friend came over with a small group of friends and started talking with me and my girl, then when he left, my girl left with the group. i am another victim of the horrible crime knows as cockthievery

cock block

by lo42894 April 4, 2011

cockthief

A man that will cockblock you then attempt to fuck the girl you were macking on

Tony:Look at Jeff macking on that chick over there
Greg: WTF?! He just cockblocked me from that girl
Tony:What a cockthief

by ak47=fag March 18, 2011