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cock swatch 

A mixture between a dickhead and that random guy named Christian at the local public school listening to four big guys
Bro carl is being such a cock swatch today
cock swatch by Coolhusky November 15, 2021
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cock snatch 

A cock snatch is someone who takes away all or most of the fun from something.
Dude, don't be such a cock snatch!
cock snatch by Dave Perala September 2, 2008

Cock Satchel 

Refers to the scrotal region of a homosapien male. This sack usually contains two (2) reproductive organs known to the lay-person as nuts or balls. Also known as Penis Luggage.
Smart off to me again and I'll smack you in the cock satchel!
Cock Satchel by Anuscakes the third September 8, 2010

snatch cock 

-Tell her she has nasty snatch cock
-I don't even know what that is..
-You know, it's.. it's the stuff the comes out of.. (pointing at his crotch)

(from the TV series 'Misfits')
snatch cock by Sof90 June 22, 2011

cocksnatch 

Descriptive noun: One who is a cocksnatch is a dick, and a pussy by their definitions. They are a timid asshole who is too much of a bitch to back up anythign they say.
Hey Cocksnatch, get your whining ass over here and fight!
cocksnatch by WhitePower October 14, 2005

cockswatch 

Someone who is a sketchy liar. Covering there own ass. Talking sketchy nonsense.
Jesse stop being a cockswatch,its annoying.
cockswatch by Meganne Boucher November 17, 2004

cockwatch 

A ho (biotch) places a shiny watch on the male's penis as a part of foreplay. The male may play guitar to add ambience to the situation.
Stephanie cockwatched Paul.
cockwatch by Paul Cropptis April 23, 2006
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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