cock stripe

a facial or body print left by the male reproductive organ

Sally: Hiya cockhead
Felicity: Ha Ha very funny
Sally: so whats the story?
Felicity:Bluey, my hunky studmuffin, took me for a beach breakfast to watch the sunrise. He also brought a heap of wine, some whiskey and a case of beer. By mid morning we were quite wasted and I decided to give him a helmut roll. During this artistic public display of our affection we both passed out..... and thus the sunburnt imprint of his schlong on my forehead!
Sally: Yeah, looks like old Bluey has left his cock stripe on you gal.......and that may well be his ballsac on your nose
Felicity: well at least I didn't wake up all sticky for a change

cock stripe by ulb remorse November 11, 2009

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Cock strikes noon

When you get a boner, referring to both hands on the clock pointing up when it is noon

The cock strikes noon when one watches porn or with their significant other

Cock strikes noon by Jiminy cherrypopper February 9, 2015

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cock's stride

A very short distance

"How far is it to the pub?"
"It's only a cock's stride away"

cock's stride by Nirst January 12, 2008

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Cockstrife

Cockstrife is a magic spell, when cast, it will cause the target to have strife involving their cock.

"How dare you sleep with my daughter, COCKSTRIFE!"

Cockstrife by The Troll Master that will win March 31, 2025

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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