Cock Story
Guy 1: Dude I fucked that hot chick we were talking about last night. You know the one that was across the bar.
Guy 2: Stop telling us this cock story.
Guy 2: Stop telling us this cock story.
Cock Story by IkkiFats May 18, 2009
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cock and bullshit story
1. A fabricated or highly exaggerated story intended to deceive.
2. A made up story or an exaggerated story, especially if someone sales it as being true.
2. A made up story or an exaggerated story, especially if someone sales it as being true.
cock and bullshit story by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant May 7, 2009
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cock and bull story
cock and bull story by Wilna T January 26, 2021
cock storage
refers to a female that sleeps around a lot so it seem that she always has someone in her a.k.a. slut, whore, ho
cock storage by Dawlface March 7, 2008
Ghost Storying your Cock
When you hold your phone under your dick in a dark room with the flashlight on in order to get the perfect shot .
Person 1: "Hey bro, were you ghost storying your cock last night and sending the picture to a Philipino hooker?"
Person 2: "Yes, yes I did."
Person 2: "Yes, yes I did."
Ghost Storying your Cock by BigDbandaid July 10, 2019
cockstorm
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, it's rainin' coks
cockstorming
Cockstorming is a group creativity technique designed to generate a large number of bullshits for the solution of a problem.
cockstorming by cockstorming May 6, 2009
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