cock spawn

Used to describe a baby. In a sence, we are all cock spawn since we are spawned from a cock.

Shut that little cock spawn up!

by razer6890 October 26, 2006

Sawn Off Shot Cock

A guy with a really small dick, where it looks like it’s been dawn in half, therefore more powerful when firing sperm, as if from a sawn off shotgun.

“Jane: Hey, that’s a bit small, does it even work?”
“Dumpa: You’ve never had the sawn off shot cock before have you?”

by TrueMeaningWM May 15, 2020

cockspanner

Similar to a cockknocker. An idiot etc.

That's my pint you dull cockspanner

by gowershowerpower March 21, 2010

Cockspank

A name given to someone who is being very naughty and cheeky (especially in a flirtatious manner) and deserves a good cock spanking.

Charlotte: I'm hungry, want to get something to eat?
Shawn: Well there is no food in the fridge darling but I am wearing some edible underpants *wink* (?)
Charlotte: (laughs) Oh you're such a cockspank Shawn!

by Lavinaura March 29, 2019

cockspank

a name given to someone who acts like a complete tool

Walking up to a teacher and telling them you are a tool, ultimately makes you a cockspank

by fred August 5, 2003

cockspanking

Using his (preferably hefty) erect penis, a man whacks his partner's ass and pussy repeatedly and with gusto, preferably producing a sticky wet slapping sound and pink marks.

She likes it naughty, raw and a little rough, and she moaned as she took a hearty cockspanking on her knees after drenching my cock.

by saint_adventure September 23, 2014

cockspank

You are a cockspank Warren

Warren is a cockspank

by Vechislav March 13, 2003