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Sawn Off Shot Cock 

A guy with a really small dick, where it looks like it’s been dawn in half, therefore more powerful when firing sperm, as if from a sawn off shotgun.
“Jane: Hey, that’s a bit small, does it even work?”
“Dumpa: You’ve never had the sawn off shot cock before have you?”

cockspanner

That's my pint you dull cockspanner
cockspanner by gowershowerpower March 21, 2010

Cockspank 

A name given to someone who is being very naughty and cheeky (especially in a flirtatious manner) and deserves a good cock spanking.
Charlotte: I'm hungry, want to get something to eat?
Shawn: Well there is no food in the fridge darling but I am wearing some edible underpants *wink* (?)
Charlotte: (laughs) Oh you're such a cockspank Shawn!
Cockspank by Lavinaura March 29, 2019

cockspank 

a name given to someone who acts like a complete tool
Walking up to a teacher and telling them you are a tool, ultimately makes you a cockspank
cockspank by fred August 5, 2003

cockspanking 

Using his (preferably hefty) erect penis, a man whacks his partner's ass and pussy repeatedly and with gusto, preferably producing a sticky wet slapping sound and pink marks.
She likes it naughty, raw and a little rough, and she moaned as she took a hearty cockspanking on her knees after drenching my cock.
cockspanking by saint_adventure September 23, 2014

cockspank 

You are a cockspank Warren
Warren is a cockspank
cockspank by Vechislav March 13, 2003