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cock ranger 

a combination of one part douchebag and two parts ass jockey. This lovely fellow however takes boths terms one step further and merging them. Not only does he love the mudslide he can ride from a man's asshole, he also feels it's his duty and thinks he's fucking Ranger Ride My Pie Hole You Douche. This man truly sucks and should be dicked repeatdly in the balls on sight.
"Yea alright COCKRANGER, i'm not the one hunting pie hole like it's buffalo and your an Indian, touch me again and I'll introduce you to a choke slam."
cock ranger by Martin November 19, 2004
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cock ranger 

a term given to mutley diesel fitters who enjoy more than their fair share of raw sausage. Are often seen passed out from a big night of raw sausage, evidence shown from sausage hanging out of their mouth and over their shirt.
Look at that cock ranger passed out with the sausage in his mouth.

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cock ranger by Micknq February 11, 2012

Ranger roll cock 

Ranger Roll Cock: an Uncircumcised penis. The foreskin not being removed from the penis

Cock Range 

When you or your friend is in range to RAIL YOUR HOLE/S
Friend: *Leans up close to you*

You: Bro move back you are in cock range

Friend: Let me just get a little smell
Cock Range by amogus sussus March 10, 2022

free range cock gobbler 

Used when describing a female who is eager to have sex with any man she comes in contact with.
Man, Barbara has really turned in to a free range cock gobbler lately.

Or

Two guys sitting at a bar see a sluty chick walk in. Man 1 turns to man 2 and says:

Free range cock gobbler at 9 o'clock!

cockrangler 

One who rangles a cock
Shut up cockrangler
cockrangler by seski October 5, 2003

cockbanger

an insult wich originates from barry in south wales u.k which is used as an alternative to, fag, queer, faggot, bumlover, poo pirate, fudge packer and so on
1st man: whys that guy looking at me like that?

2nd man: 'cos hes a cockbanger, didnt you know?
cockbanger by southwalessniper December 6, 2009