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cocknozzle 

(1) The useless bit of skin thrown away during circumcision.

(2) Anybody that is equally as useful as (1)
He's just a total cocknozzle.
cocknozzle by Schmuck July 7, 2003

Cocknozzle 

Similar to a Tool or Douchebag. Somebody who acts in a less than acceptable manner, and dresses the part.
Guy 1:

Dude, this guy came out of the grocery store wearing sweat pants and a fanny pak yelling on his cell phone about how he stole cigarettes from his mom.

Guy 2:
What a fucking Cocknozzle!
Cocknozzle by akendall July 8, 2009

Cocknozzle 

Someone who has falsely accused you or is being VEEERRY fucking annoying.
How could I have drank the last coke if I wasn’t even home you cocknozzle?!
Cocknozzle by Lilmaximus57 August 12, 2020

Cocknozzle 

an insult, normally aimed at bitch ass niggas.
Marcos: bro delete this

Cleveland: shut up cocknozzle
Cocknozzle by Cleveland! January 14, 2019
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026