cock miser
an individual who lovessss the cock and cant get enough cock,in some cases having several cocks at one time.
cock miser by ass slut lover! December 7, 2003
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cock miner
A person searching through friendster or myspace profiles for hot guys. When one is located there may be several connected to him, similar to finding a vein of gold.
Dear Marie,
I wasted 3 hours online today being a cock miner, but look what I found for you! See attached profile.
Love,
Jane
I wasted 3 hours online today being a cock miner, but look what I found for you! See attached profile.
Love,
Jane
cock miner by BRC October 6, 2005
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that cock miner Mike did my girl in the ass!
Jess: Hey, why are you walkin so funny
Liz: That guy was a cock miner... he stretched me all out.
Jess: Hey, why are you walkin so funny
Liz: That guy was a cock miner... he stretched me all out.
cock miner by EZ23 December 3, 2007
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Smoking Cock Gun of Misery and Despair
N. When you wake up during the night and your friend is fucking your girlfriend with a tuba and some sour cream.
Wow, last night I awoke to the sound of a tuba and the smell of sour cream, leaned over and saw my girlfriend had both of those in her vagina. My friend Toby just gave my girlfriend the Smoking Cock Gun of Misery and Despair!!!!!
Smoking Cock Gun of Misery and Despair by Twelve Bananas Yes...No May 26, 2009
Cockmistress
A woman who is the mistress of all cocks. She knows how to handle them and how to treat them. She will do anything for a cock, no matter who it is.
Cockmistress by Shit on his cock August 1, 2008
cockmeiser
One who hoards the cock, considering it to be a special prize and something worth savoring. When referring to a male, usually alludes to homosexual tendencies, but can also mean a man who collects penis memorabelia. When referring to a female, usually refers to one who is able to handle multiple johnsons at one time, and is efficiently skilled at managing them all.
"What, you mean we are supposed to collect dildos and draw penises all over the house?" "Yep, we're training to be true cockmeisers."
"Did you hear about that chick last night sucking two dicks while taking double penetration from the ass while jerking off two black dudes?" "Ha, sounds like my ex-girlfriend! what a real cockmeiser!"
"Did you hear about that chick last night sucking two dicks while taking double penetration from the ass while jerking off two black dudes?" "Ha, sounds like my ex-girlfriend! what a real cockmeiser!"
cockmeiser by Sigma Nu October 27, 2007
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
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* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
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“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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