cock miser 

an individual who lovessss the cock and cant get enough cock,in some cases having several cocks at one time.

that girl lin lin is a total cock miser, she had a cock in each hole last nite.

cock miser by ass slut lover! December 7, 2003

cock miner 

A person searching through friendster or myspace profiles for hot guys. When one is located there may be several connected to him, similar to finding a vein of gold.

Dear Marie,
I wasted 3 hours online today being a cock miner, but look what I found for you! See attached profile.
Love,
Jane

cock miner by BRC October 6, 2005

cock miner 

one who enjoys having his penis 'mine' an ass. a cock miner just digs in for as long as possible.

that cock miner Mike did my girl in the ass!

Jess: Hey, why are you walkin so funny
Liz: That guy was a cock miner... he stretched me all out.

cock miner by EZ23 December 3, 2007

cock miner 

He who loves to be an ass!

Aaron Smith is a cock miner!

cock miner by Hairy Wong April 28, 2003

Smoking Cock Gun of Misery and Despair 

N. When you wake up during the night and your friend is fucking your girlfriend with a tuba and some sour cream.

Wow, last night I awoke to the sound of a tuba and the smell of sour cream, leaned over and saw my girlfriend had both of those in her vagina. My friend Toby just gave my girlfriend the Smoking Cock Gun of Misery and Despair!!!!!

Smoking Cock Gun of Misery and Despair by Twelve Bananas Yes...No May 26, 2009

Cockmistress 

A woman who is the mistress of all cocks. She knows how to handle them and how to treat them. She will do anything for a cock, no matter who it is.

guy 1- Dude, I need to get my dick sucked.
guy 2- Bro, just go ask Bekky, shes such a cockmistress.

Cockmistress by Shit on his cock August 1, 2008

cockmeiser 

One who hoards the cock, considering it to be a special prize and something worth savoring. When referring to a male, usually alludes to homosexual tendencies, but can also mean a man who collects penis memorabelia. When referring to a female, usually refers to one who is able to handle multiple johnsons at one time, and is efficiently skilled at managing them all.

"What, you mean we are supposed to collect dildos and draw penises all over the house?" "Yep, we're training to be true cockmeisers."

"Did you hear about that chick last night sucking two dicks while taking double penetration from the ass while jerking off two black dudes?" "Ha, sounds like my ex-girlfriend! what a real cockmeiser!"

cockmeiser by Sigma Nu October 27, 2007