cock holdster
a slanderous term used to describe any opening,on the person you say it to, that could possibly fit a male member
cock holdster by shortythepimp April 12, 2004
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Cock Holdster
An alternative name for someone's mouth. Usually vulgar, implying that one uses his/her gaping maw as a container to house someone's meat rod.
Cock Holdster by India Najones August 13, 2025
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Chubby Cock Holster
Bradley said;
April may be a full figured girl, but it's in all the right places.
Ed said;
Yea, & I heard she's a "Chubby Cock Holster"...
April may be a full figured girl, but it's in all the right places.
Ed said;
Yea, & I heard she's a "Chubby Cock Holster"...
Chubby Cock Holster by BIGGEDD666 April 14, 2011
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Cock Holster
Cock Holster by Neuro4848 May 28, 2003
cock-holster
US Army slang for the human mouth.
As heard yelled by Sand-Hill Drill-Sergeants, RI's, and some particularly old-school/politically in-correct 1SGT'and CSM's when they've got a case of the Red-Ass.
*Note: this term is NOT meant to be homo-phobic, nor does it imply or suggest any degree of homosexuality on anyone's part, it is simply a term of endearment to be used when you're pissed-off at someone.
As heard yelled by Sand-Hill Drill-Sergeants, RI's, and some particularly old-school/politically in-correct 1SGT'and CSM's when they've got a case of the Red-Ass.
*Note: this term is NOT meant to be homo-phobic, nor does it imply or suggest any degree of homosexuality on anyone's part, it is simply a term of endearment to be used when you're pissed-off at someone.
cock-holster by goodcop8 November 14, 2007
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